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Border guard saying that "Canada is not part of the US"
Metric System: Kilometers, Kilometers per hour
The Nothingness, similar to the "Nothing" in the Never Ending Story. Actually very similar to the movie itself: They both are too long and suck.
"Canada Talk"
The Presence of not only English but French on every sign. Wow.
The fact that Bixby is here.( is a good reason) why Canada sucks (Editor´s note: text in red was added/inserted after Bixby wrote what is in grey in the parenthesis section)
Mounties
America Junior
$1 US = $15 Canadian
Communism
Cheese curd, French fries...yeah
Canadian bacon, Are they too good for the word ham?
Provinces
Whacked out zip codes
Addresses in general
Celene Dion
Alanis Morrisette
Fiona Apple (Don´t know if she´s Canadian but I figure the country is to blame)
Ridiculously high exit numbers
No cell phone service
Shitty straws
Bad driving
Bums that want to kill me
***** roads (not maintained)
Hidden charges
Conversion rates
Mandatory Tipping
[20-12-2004,22:26]
English |
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(in reply to: CANADA)
Where did you get this? this is funny.
[20-12-2004,22:35]
Sam |
(in reply to: CANADA)
And don´t forget....
waiting 10-24 months for a basic surgury
GST AND PST at least in Ontario - 15%
PLUS $28 CAD for a case of beer.......
[20-12-2004,23:08]
Anonymous |
another one (in reply to: CANADA)
I AM CANADIAN
(clears throat)
Hey.
I´m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don´t live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don´t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I´m certain they´re really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it ´ABOUT´, NOT ´A BOOT´.
I can proudly sew my country´s flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ´ZED´ NOT ´ZEE´, ´ZED´!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LAND MASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS JOE!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
[20-12-2004,23:42]
Anonymous |
(in reply to: CANADA)
I´m very pleased with the last reply, am American, how did you know?
[21-12-2004,00:05]
AMER |
I AM Canadian (in reply to: CANADA)
Dude -
copy from beer commercial........
but damn funny
[21-12-2004,12:45]
american living in canada |
(in reply to: CANADA)
What is Canadian Experience??
Do you canadian experience??? If you wanna work in canada this will be the first question at the interview. There is nothin like American experience.
What kinda english ???
In canada english is spoken in different dialects.
Chinese speak Chinglish
Punjabis speak Punglish
Hindus speak Hinglish
Gujarathis speak Gujinglish
Phillipinos speak Phinglish
Madrasis speak Minglish
Muslims speak Tittar Bittar Urdinglish
If you are ready to work and understand their kinda english at work place without succumbing to regionalised politics then after an year you will be having true "canadian experience"
[21-12-2004,17:50]
Anonymous |
strippers (in reply to: CANADA)
Again the premise being that Canada is the best at everything and thensome. So that being said here´s the list we made after visiting some of Montreal´s strip clubs. Again this was a joint effort.
Extremely Fake Tits
Language barrier
Gotta buy them drinks
Their dirty gypsy ways
Bulgarian strippers
Lap dances nowhere near your lap
Hidden charges
Minimum drink purchases to close out a tab
Doormen who hound you for tips
They´re all sexy, swindling beauties.
[21-12-2004,22:47]
english |
(in reply to: CANADA)
Hey,
what´s up with "No cell phone service"??? I am moving to Canada next year, and this sounds scarry. Is this really true???
[26-12-2004,03:55]
American |
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