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The following is reproduction of the posting that I read in another forum with due credits to the author. I enjoyed this and I wanted all my friends at this forum to enjoy.
Good Joke for all of us..do not miss this one
A priest, a doctor and a Canadian immigrant die and go to the heaven?s gate. They hear God?s voice that says "My sons, I am really very sorry but the
heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of you. So to choose the
rightful person one by one tell me what you have done in your lifetime."
The priest goes up first and says" Well God, I am a priest. I am your humble
servant and have spent all my life working to spread your message."
The doctor goes up next and says " Well I am a doctor and I have helped
thousands of people recover from their illnesses and saved countless
lives."
The Canadian Immigrant goes up and says " Well I migrated to Canada.."
and....before he could say any further the heaven?s gate opened
and God came out with tears in his eyes and said to the immigrant " Say no
more my son.. come with me coz u have already been through hell."
Moral of the story: So do what ever you want, our place in
heaven is fixed."
AND THE REPLY TO THIS WAS INTERESTING. READ ON..........
Want to know what happens later to the Canadian immigrant who went to heaven?
Well, soon enough, our Canadian immigrant (who is actually a Canadian Desi) is tired of a lot of things in heaven, and, feeling that it was not what he had imagined it to be, slowly begins to dislike the place. He feels that the celestial beings who have been there for long are enjoying more privileges than him, a newly arrived soul. He complains to God with no avail.
He then starts posting articles in celestialdesi.com about how bad ´life´ is actually in heaven, and how it was so much better on earth, and how even hell would have been better, and how he was planning to leave heaven, leaving God wondering what on earth or heaven or hell will make him happy!
Moral of this story: Heaven and hell are what you perceive them to be. With the right attitude, one can transform hell to heaven, but to a discontented person, even heaven will not bring happiness!
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to anyone on earth, heaven or hell, is purely coincidental.
[27-06-2005,07:17]
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Pushpa |
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(in reply to: Good Joke for all of us)
GRASS IS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE...
[27-06-2005,12:31]
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