Canadian Universities Forum (discussion group)

Subject: OH CANADA
Let´s not fight ok?? I see so many posts with people saying how other universities suck and theirs is the best.

In closing here are some university jokes

How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster?
>- With a restraining order.

A severe storm rumbled through Guelph last week and destroyed the entire town:
>- $10 worth of damage was reported.

Why is it so windy in Kingston?
>- Because Queen´s blows.

What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
>- An undergraduate degree.

What´s the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
>- Walks home.

Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
>- Naturally, the students were very upset.... some of the books weren´t colored-in yet.

Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
>- So they can park in handicap spaces.

How do you get a Western grad off your front porch?
>- Pay him for the pizza.

Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
>- The Ministry of Immigration.

Why don´t they have Christmas at Western?
>- They can´t find a virgin and three wise men.

(in reply to: OH CANADA)
This is one of the best postings....
anyone has few more like this?


(in reply to: OH CANADA)
that was so funny!
a great laugh

(in reply to: OH CANADA)
wat about universities outside ontario. we exist as well!!!!
(in reply to: OH CANADA)
no you dont

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