MUST READ __ FAQs unis

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Subject: MUST READ __ FAQs unis
[11:45:33 PM] Shirin Vevaina says: Q. Why don´t they have Christmas at Western University?
A. They can´t find a virgin and three wise men.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster University?
A. With a restraining order.

Q. Why is it so windy in Kingston?
A. Because Queen´s blows.

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.

Q. What´s the first thing a York University girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q. How can you tell if a McMaster University student is a heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!

Q. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo University student after graduation?
A. Boss.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. Did you hear that the library at Ryerson University burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren´t colored-in yet.

Q. How do you get a Western University grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.

Q. Who does the Waterloo University Engineering Society fear the most?
A. Immigration.


IF U CAN HOLD A FORK U CAN GO TO YORK

[07-10-2005,18:00]
DANNY DARKFORCES
(in reply to: MUST READ __ FAQs unis)
HA HA HA HA HA! That´s great to make fun of all the large Ontario Universities! I give the jokes two thumbs way up!
[08-10-2005,12:27]
Anonymous
(in reply to: MUST READ __ FAQs unis)
This was good. Any more like these?
[10-10-2005,05:10]
Anonymous



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