McGill = French School

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Subject: McGill = French School
There are too many frogs at McGill. UofT is the better university.
[21-07-2006,07:21]
Anonymous
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French One-Liner Jokes

Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians, at the Pentagon?
A: "The Axis of Weasels."

Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.



Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A: Nobody knows, it´s never been tried.



Q. Why don´t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.



Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?

A. So the Germans could march in the shade.

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.

Q. What´s the difference between Frenchmen and toast?

A. You can make soldiers out of toast.



Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

A. The Army.



Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It´s never been shot and only dropped once!


[21-07-2006,07:31]
Anonymous
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tht´s funny.
[21-07-2006,07:57]
Anonymous
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a lot of the anglos in quebec don´t like the french quebecers. so this isn´t really a diss...
[21-07-2006,08:01]
Anonymous
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Lakehead > McGill


[21-07-2006,08:54]
Anonymous
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^ troll, seriously, turn off your computer and go to bed. Too bad you´re not white.
[22-07-2006,15:09]
Anonymous



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