Need to decide: where to do my PhD?

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Subject: Need to decide: where to do my PhD?
I am going to finish high school next year and I want to do a PhD. I do not know in what field, but I hear it is a good degree. Where should I go?
[16-08-2006,02:40]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: where to do my PhD?)
Dear Prospective PhD Student,

Congratulations on your decision to pursue PhD studies after high school. If you´re graduating from high school soon, my
recommendation for your PhD studies is McDonald´s University.

It boasts an internationally renowned faculty and outstanding facilities, and the University does cutting edge research on creating new burgers, new methods on frying french fries, and excellent training in customer service skills. These skills are in demand, and only McDonald´s University is the recognized leader.

Along with this school, consider the premier programs at Burger King, KFC, and then perhaps A & W and Wendy´s.

Apply as soon as you can; financial aid deadlines apply. Tuition scholarships are at $ 8./hour.

Good luck.

Your Guidance Counselor

[16-08-2006,02:50]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: where to do my PhD?)
you just got put on my "on notice board for greatest post ever"
[16-08-2006,02:53]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: where to do my PhD?)
Would I then become a doctor and prescribe burgers and fries?
[16-08-2006,02:57]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: where to do my PhD?)
Your M.D. degree would be Doctor of Malpractice.

Your prescription would kill your patients!!

[16-08-2006,03:01]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: where to do my PhD?)
Dear Prospective PhD Student,

Congratulations on your decision to pursue PhD studies after high school. If you?re graduating from high school soon, my
recommendation for your PhD studies is University of Toronto.

It boasts an internationally renowned faculty and outstanding facilities, and the University does cutting edge research on chosing which ranking systems it could participate without being defeated with humiliation by McGill Univiersity.

Apply as soon as you can; financial aid deadlines apply.

Good luck.

Your Guidance Counselor

[16-08-2006,03:37]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: where to do my PhD?)
Due to close family ties between the McMaster and McDonald clans in Europe, special arrangements are available for McMaster graduates to fast track the completion of the highly repected PhD program at McDonald´s University.

To qualify, Mac students must have completed an undergraduate business degree with at least 70% in the final year.

The McMaster-McDonald degree combination (Double Mac combo) is one of the most respected and highly ranked credentials in the business world. The program is said to have 100% placement rate in restaurants around the world.

[16-08-2006,05:26]
Anonymous



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