Need to decide: what university to find wife?

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Subject: Need to decide: what university to find wife?
Hi. I finish high school next year. I want to attend University to find myself a wife who could clean, cloth, and feed me as well as go to work with high paying job to support me. Any suggestions?
[16-08-2006,03:04]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: what university to find wife?)
Go to Brock. It produces the most millionaire women than any other university in Canada according to Thompson Corp.
[16-08-2006,03:14]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: what university to find wife?)
Dear Prospective Redneck,

Congratulations on your decision to find a wife at university who will serve as your slave.

I recommend Redneck University for your future. I believe you will fulfull your potential as a proud graduate of Rednick University. Its academic programs and campus culture will help you achieve your academic and life goals. You will remember your time as a student here, as all its graduates over the generations always remain a "redneck", a proud name its alumni retain. The school´s official mascot is also called Redneck.

The University is located in a pleasant trailer park campus.

Again, congratulations on your decision to pursue studies at Redneck.

I sincerely hope you can join us and count yourself as an incoming Redneck for the Fall term.

Chancellor of Redneck University

[16-08-2006,03:17]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: what university to find wife?)
There is a huge misunderstanding. I am being serious, can´t you see that? I am in wheelchair, I have no legs, arms, or head. I need to find a good wife who could support me! Please understand, which University I should wheel myself in?
[16-08-2006,03:22]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: what university to find wife?)
Dear Prospective Student of Redneck University,

We are a full service university that is wheel-chair accessible, and committed to the principles of equal access to education for all, and we do not discriminate on the basis of physical disability, financial need, colour, creed or sexual orientation for admissions.

Sincere Regards,
Chancellor of Redneck University

[16-08-2006,03:28]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: what university to find wife?)
York
[16-08-2006,05:57]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: what university to find wife?)
I liked this post, especially the bit about the trailer park.
[16-08-2006,13:46]
Anonymous
(in reply to: Need to decide: what university to find wife?)
It seems a certain Mcmaster student here does not like Asians. By any chance, is the trailer park located in Hamilton?
[16-08-2006,13:50]
Anonymous



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